THIS MIGHT COME ACROSS AS A BIT DRAMATIC BUT MY HEART LITERALLY GOES BOOM BOOM BOOM FOR SNOOP DOGG WHENEVER I WATCH HIM IN HIS MTV CRIBS EPISODE AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO ADMIT IT
to be frank:
this is a totally new celebrity crush that i didn’t even know that i had until just about 20 mins ago lol.
but ever since then i find it nearly impossible to control myself, especially
when snoop opens up his guesthouse fridge and casually says
we keep it gangster in here. we got popsicles!
like, can you imagine the confidence it takes to utter that phrase on national tv while looking so suave af?
i might be grossly miscalculating, but i’m not sure if anyone besides the godfather of weed himself could pull that off without a hitch.
honestly, i’m a simple man with simple desires, but i know for a fact that i would be content for the rest of my life
just playing 1-on-1 b-ball
on his giant lakers court, swishing corner threes
until we’re too hot and sweaty from the so-cal heat.
that’s really all i want. that and a ps5. hope you understand one day.
Shawn Berman runs The Daily Drunk. He once ate 100 spicy chicken wings on a dare. It was a terrible decision. He tweets a lot about Adam Sandler @sbb_writer.